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Git some fetchin’ up!

I said “I schedule those two times per year in my studio, usually during April and October.” What part of that sounded like an offer to meet you halfway between [...]

Face-Time Friday: Your mission, should you choose to accept it.

You’ve just let me know that you are going to pursue photography on a more professional level. So, this is where we sit down and chat, you and I. And [...]

Get your heads out of your asses!

Since I’m not a baby or children photographer, I have hesitated to comment on this subject, but enough is enough. Babies and children are precious, precious beings and we, as [...]

Another Craigslist Tragedy in the Making…

LINK TO ORIGINAL AD WANTED : A wedding photographer willing to take photos for free (we’re broke college kids) and collaborate with the bride to let her edit them. Dual [...]

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Maternity Photographers: STOP it with the crazy baby block colors!

It drives me absolutely crazy when I see a photo like this: Seriously, how HARD is it to change the color of the blocks so that they look nice? Don’t [...]
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The Gospel according to Aperture

In the beginning, the camera gods created the kit lens. And it was good. Kind of. But soon, heretics began worshipping at the feet of the kit lens and its [...]
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What’s your 20?

Have you ever heard this? If not, it’s CB-speak for “What’s your location?” I’d like you to go to your website and pretend that you are not you. Pretend you [...]
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The best high key tutorial in the universe

So… remember my little rant about shooting on white bedsheets? If you don’t remember it, CLICK HERE and read, I’ll wait. Recently, a Wootness reader commented on that article: If [...]
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Wootness EXCLUSIVE: Interview with Missy MWAC

I am very pleased to bring the Wootness readers this exclusive interview with MWAC Missy: ***** Congrats on three whole years as a professional photographer! I’m sure in the beginning [...]
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Embrace your inner MWAC…

MWAC…we say it and we sneer. We jeer when Missy pronounces it the way she does and we roll our eyes when someone says they’re proud to be one. MWAC, [...]
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So long, 2011. Don’t let the door hit you on the ass…

Yeah yeah yeah. I’m supposed to be all optimistic and think positively about the new year. Screw that. All I can say is “so long, good riddance.” 2011 frankly, sucked. [...]
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Snark Alert: MWAC Attack Episode #7 – Christmas Morning, Professionals Welcome!

Happy to Christmas to all my Wootness family! To help celebrate, here is the latest episode of MWAC attack:
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Solstice Greetings

So, it’s been a few days, and honestly, it’s going to be a few more. I’ve got my head down dealing with holiday orders and year-end activities for the business [...]
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